Frank "Creepy" Crespi

Born on today's date, Frank "Creepy" Crespi.

Hey, where are our generation's Creepys?

All we have now are Derek Jeter, David Wright, Ryan Howard etc. Good players and all but very boring names and badly in need of a nickname. Sorry guys, it's true.

How did these guys grow up without getting a nickname? No friends?

Parents, wives, friends or any person who could bestow a nickname on a current professional baseball player, I implore you, get busy!

Thanks.