Friday, May 18, 2012

Rockies game delayed by bees?!





Hello Rockies! Here's a tip!

KILL THE QUEEN BEE!

We once had a "queen bee" problem here at the house. Let me tell you, it was Day of the Locust in a very short period of time! Total deterioration very quickly if you can't get the queen bee and kill the cult-like devotion of the followers.

It has the potential to make The Planet of the Apes look like a Gymboree la la land!

Bees are amoral you know! Just mindless stinging and all that at the direction of that leader queen bee.

The dinosaurs had their comet and we could have...

(shudder)

KILL THE QUEEN BEE!

3 comments:

night owl said...

Well, that ruins the "cell phones kill bees" theory. I'm sure there were about 30,000 cell phones in that stadium.

Contrary Guy said...

But they couldn't get a signal!

jacobmrley said...

I'm covered in bees!

/Izzard'd