Evan Longoria

Born on today's date, Evan Longoria.

"I get ragged on it a lot but I don't mind. My friends think she's hot." (2005)

"I'm done talking about that. I did it all through the minor leagues. That's all I had to hear was her name associated with mine. I think we're past that." (2008)

On Eva Longoria

Look, I don't think this Tony Parker/Eva Longoria/Some other lady triangle thing....

....is just a triangle.

Evan Longoria looks just a little too self-satisfied up there to be uninvolved here.

I believe we are talking about a square or maybe even a parallelogram here.

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