Swivel helmet!

Still in the developmental stage though.

So the team with the new stadium can't pay it's players....

....but the team with the worst stadium locks up their franchise player for 10 more years?

How's that happen?!

Evan Longoria

Born on today's date, Evan Longoria.

"I get ragged on it a lot but I don't mind. My friends think she's hot." (2005)

"I'm done talking about that. I did it all through the minor leagues. That's all I had to hear was her name associated with mine. I think we're past that." (2008)

On Eva Longoria

Watched a replay of those home runs last night

You know who should get a statue?

The guy who designed those two feet high outfield walls!

Sure, they probably have to pay medical bills for some fans who get hit in the knees on home run balls but so what?

Look, I don't think this Tony Parker/Eva Longoria/Some other lady triangle thing....

....is just a triangle.

Evan Longoria looks just a little too self-satisfied up there to be uninvolved here.

I believe we are talking about a square or maybe even a parallelogram here.

You watch!

Well, he is persistent anyway

Gayle Fee of the Boston Herald reports on an encounter between the Rays Evan Longoria and.....well some guy's girlfriend who apparently once served him a few drinks in a bar.

"So this guy won't stop texting my girl," said the the "guy". "We are at a concert at the House of Blues and he messages her. 'I'm in town, what are you up to? She replies, 'With my man at a concert,' and he says, 'That's unfortunate, etc. etc."

"He continued texting her all night and the next day. 'Let's go shopping, it's harmless,'. And the next day, 'Let's go to a movie today.'"

I can just see it.

Text #916

Longoria: Hey there!

Some guy's girlfriend: Um, what?

Longoria: What are you up to?

Some guy's girlfriend: Look, I only served you a few beers one night and was only friendly because that is my job. I told you a hundred times that I have a boyfriend.

Longoria: Is he Evan Longoria from the Tampa Rays?

Some guy's girlfriend: No.

Longoria: Ok, then.

Some guy's girlfriend: I have to go feed my ferret now.

(38 seconds)

Longoria: Hey there!

Some guy's girlfriend: I haven't even opened up the can yet!

Longoria: Hey, I have to go shopping and I don't know where the sporting goods stores are in this town. You see, my batting glove is a little ripped. Shopping is harmless, you know. Have you ever tried to hit with a ripped batting glove?

Longoria: Hey! About that ferret....

Evan Longoria got caught stealing last night for the first time ever

I sure hope he doesn't get discouraged.

15-0 was pretty darn good.

Hey, the U.S. was 8-0-1 before Vietnam and then they got right back up and whipped Grenada.

Never quit.