Gotta catch this King Felix craze!

I put this in the "too much information" category

Mickey Mouse catcher can't catch my slider!

 

Gonna talk to the GM about this garbage.

Hey Felix Hernandez has a neck tattoo!

That's ok, I guess.

I mean it's not like he's ever going to need to work a desk job.

So Felix Hernandez either will or will not throw another perfect game tonight

You know, a one in two chance.

He either will or he won't.

50% in my book.

Pretty sure about this.

You'd be crazy not to watch.

"Hey Felix!"

"Way to divert attention away!

I only had to deal with it for a few hours!

Got your back!"

Melky