Well then it would have had to clear Customs!
And what if they got that crazy Canadian Customs Officer that I always get in Sarnia who only asks me if I was born in Oshawa and when I say "no", he says "go ahead"? That guy ain't right!
And there would have been an exchange rate to deal with too! Messes everything up!
And what if Justin Bieber or the Hanson brothers were involved somehow?
Braun's attorneys must have had a field day!
Come on MLB, tighten this up!
