Hallady to DL with strained right "latissimus dorsi"

If the Phillies were smart, they would know that "latissimus dorsi" is part of a spell from those Harry Potter movies and that this injury could be easily "cured" by more unconventional methods.

If he just said the words in the right order and also with conviction, even Charlie Manuel could handle this.

Cliff Lee walked Julio Lugo today?!

What the?

That is like Marvis Frazier beating Mike Tyson!

Or any horse beating Secretariat.

Or Ron defeating Harry Potter.

Or...