Hallady to DL with strained right "latissimus dorsi"

If the Phillies were smart, they would know that "latissimus dorsi" is part of a spell from those Harry Potter movies and that this injury could be easily "cured" by more unconventional methods.

If he just said the words in the right order and also with conviction, even Charlie Manuel could handle this.

Think you know baseball?

Jeff Karstens 83 pitch complete game against the Astros today was the lowest pitch complete game since Luke Hochevar's 80 pitch complete game against the Reds in 2009.

Can't make this stuff up!

Not done!

Karstens has a lower ERA than Roy Halladay!

On my second wind.

The Pirates are in first place!

Ok, I'll stop.