I see that David Ortiz says he is done with the Home Run Derby

If only Chris Berman would say the same!

Ok, I just saw an ESPN promo for the Home Run Derby....

....with Chris Berman doing the "Back, Back Back!" thing?!

I am gonna put this in the "Don't really understand your audience" file.

Back to the vacation thing but some things you just can't keep to yourself.

The Tigers tie the Mets today 7-7 in Lakeland

No Home Run Derby to end it?

We need some finality here!

Next year, Wakefield pitches it

Sorry, too easy now.

The Allstate Mayhem Guy and the Geico Caveman Guy....

....should freaking crash this State Farm party.

Perfect opportunity for some guerrilla marketing!

Things look just a little too "orderly" if you ask me.

Home Run Derby

I stopped watching the year he was invited.

So "no".

(He walloped zero)

Things that are worse than Chris Berman's "back, back, back" Home Run Derby call

(30 minutes of thinking)

Well The Phantom Menace was pretty horrible but I can't in good conscience...

And a misspelled tattoo just like REALLY sucks but again....

Why doesn't someone have Kyle Farnsworth pitch to them in the Home Run Derby?

Guaranteed win, right?