Jayson Werth

 

Born on this date, Jayson Werth.

"We gotta show up tomorrow ready to eat somebody's face."

I could see him on that Naked and Afraid show. 

Happy Halloween!

From the Invisible Man....

Wofman....

 and Gothic Golf Guy!

If Hannibal Lecter ate Jayson Werth....

....I bet he would say "Mmmmmm. Tastes gamey."

Profound clubhouse thoughts

"I've settled in and I'm getting comfortable and finding my zone."

3 out of 5 stars on the "cliche-meter": Handy cliche to use while emerging from a slump and which essentially means "Stop asking me about this slump!" Werth should probably hold onto this one though.

OMFG!

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Don't EVER leave a job for more money....

...when your old employer doesn't come close to matching your new offer.

Ryan Zimmerman signed a 5 year/$45 million contract before last year!

Oh, these guys are going to get along fabulously!

I think Carl Crawford is now worth "infinity".

Jayson, about the appearance thing...

Per the Page Six* column of the New York Post, "style guru" Edward Tricomi of Warren Tricomi Salons (how much do "salons" charge for just a regular old haircut anyway?) had this to say about Jayson Werth's** weirdly sculpted facial hair:

"I know they sell Yoo-Hoo in the stadium, but somebody should hand him a napkin. He's gotta shave that."

Who I am I to argue? Tricomi is a "style guru".

*Look, I know it's a gossip column but some of it might be "true", you know. Give me a break.

**When and why did this guy get good? Forever it seems that he has been an average player and the only thing that you would hear about him would be stories about his alleged partying exploits in the minor leagues. Last year, he has a nice year and this year for some reason he is "all-world". What's the deal? Well, maybe he shouldn't shave that thing after all.