Actually that's how Bruce Banner became the Incredible Hulk!

I can tell you that Eduardo Nunez is being very closely monitored right now.

And in a very secure containment area.

Awkward A-Rod

Anytime a scrub like Brett Gardner gets in the face of an ump and starts screaming....

....the umpire should just start counting out loud.

If he gets to "5", the scrub is gone.

Too long!

For scrubs only.*

*For the Tigers, it would be Ryan Raburn. Trying to be fair.

Baseball has been played since the 19th Century....

....and we still have players sliding into first base?

Did you know Gardner used to be an infielder?

They moved him because he wouldn't run the runners back to the bag they came from in "pickles".

He used to always spell "fundamentals" wrong on spelling tests in grade school too.

OMFG!

Brettgardnersslugging%(.394)ishigherthanjaysonwerths(.379)

Andadamdunns(.302)

Butweknewthatlastone

Bobby Valentine says....

....because Brett Garner is hitting so well in the leadoff spot, that when Jeter comes back, they should keep Gardner there and bat Jeter ninth!

Oh yeah right! They're gonna have Jeter get his 3000th hit out of the ninth spot!

Cut off power to that mike now!

The Yankees could've pinch-hit Posada for Gardner there....

....but they didn't have that "Bad Day" song queued up for his walk-up music.

Darn interns!

How many of you were NOT told repeatedly in LITTLE LEAGUE to not make the third out at third base?!

This is the highest level of baseball, right?

Good thing Girardi was saving Rivera for the 12th.

People are gonna start talking again

"The Yankees got themselves another Ichiro."

Rangers manager, Ron Washington after Brett Gardner got three hits last night.

(Gulp)

Ummm, Ron. If you keep that up, do you know what people are going to start saying?

Brett, you are not good enough to dh so.....

.....you are going to have to play the field and those throws to the plate need to be in the same zip code as the catcher who needs to receive the ball to tag any runner at the plate. Baseball 101. Ask any coach.

You are gonna hurt somebody the way you are going.

I know they are Red Sox fans and all but....