Jorge Posada retires

My favorite career moment of his when he he put that blow-up inflatable "Madonna" doll in A-Rod's locker and burst it with a pin just as A-Rod was walking in.

And then there was that time he got that Cameron Diaz pinata and filled it with steroids and started beating the hell out of it with a bat when A-Rod was coming out of the shower.

He sure knew how to keep people loose.

You need guys like that.

Apparently nobody ever told "second baseman", Jorge....

....that you can throw from the "stretch" over there.

Jorge Posada

Reportedly just asked Joe Girardi if 6 rbis in a game was "good".

Ummm, Yankees fans?

.169 hitter, Jorge Posada is third in All Star DH voting?

In the interests of full disclosure, I should say that Skate Kid votes for Tigers at every position; and he has had plenty of time to "stuff the ballot" with all the rain delays we have been sitting through this year.

But then again, he is nine years old.

Hershiser says that walk by Posada could turn his whole season around

It might be a "three man booth" problem.

They gotta talk you know.

I grant a "mulligan".

The Yankees could've pinch-hit Posada for Gardner there....

....but they didn't have that "Bad Day" song queued up for his walk-up music.

Darn interns!

Good thing Posada wasn't in the Navy Seals Team 6

"Trigger man or nuthin'!"

Now that Burnett is out, Posada can play!

The pitcher with the 5.26 ERA has a personal catcher, you know.

No, not messed up in any way!

Doesn't that Clifford Leaf guy just use a staff catcher?

"But we're in New York"

"We're also close to the theater district and more power to them."

Rays manager Joe Maddon on a disputed hit-by-pitch call where a ball skipped past batter Jorge Posada's shin and he instantly headed to first base.

Jorge, come again?!

"We have to try to get one more starter. I think Cashman knows it. I think it's a priority for us. Hopefully, we can get that." Jorge Posada to Sweeny Murti and Ed Coleman on WFAN radio.

I guess he doesn't like Phil Hughes and Joba Chamberlain very much.

Borrowing a phrase from the "poet", Paul Stanley, I say this, "Shout it out loud!"

Jorge, "Shout it out loud!"

I guess the Hall of Fame wants everything

A press release from the Hall of Fame states that one of the items from the Yankees 2009 postseason now on display is Jorge Posada's catcher's mask with the note that Posada drove in 5 runs in the World Series.

I am missing something because the logical flaw in that seems just a bit too obvious.