Did you know that Phillies coach Juan Samuel has a son named Samuel?

                                                                              
     
Yeah that's right, Samuel Samuel.

Swears by Little Caesars too.

Juan Samuel never perfected the "two finger touch"....

....so they found someone who could.

So Buck Showalter is there now.

Whatever it takes!

So the Phillies have hired Juan Samuel as their third base coach which....

....pushes their present third base coach, Sam Perlozzo to first base coach.

Perlozzo's comments:

"What the?!

I was 122-164!

He was 17-34!

How does this work?

Why didn't you just bring in Wade Phillips?"

"Hoping to ignite a spark"

Orioles president, Andy MacPhail explaining decision to fire Dave Trembley and install Juan Samuel as manager.

Patriots: 11
Ravens: 0

They did stop that two point conversion though.