Let's get all "shifty" on Luke Scott now!

So you think Luke Scott is kinda weird?

He's the "normal" one in the family.

That's his brother.

Luke Scott

Born on today's date, Luke Scott.

"Obama's birth certificate has yet to be evaluated. If they can counterfeit $100 bills, I think it's a million times easier to counterfeit a birth certificate, if you ask me. So, all it is, let's just see if it's real. Anybody can produce a document."

Luke Scott

Explains a lot!

Next time you get the claws!

Never mess with mutton chops!

Hey, I see Tampa signed Luke Scott!

I heard it's legal to shoot a deer from the back window of your house there.

Or is that an urban myth?

Well, why would he sign there then?

Luke Scott non-tendered

I bet the Orioles had some doubts about his birth certificate.

The stray shell casings found near his locker couldn't have helped either.

The Orioles might non-tender Luke Scott?

They'll have to pry that bat from his cold, dead hands, I tell ya!

I knew I hadn't seen Luke Scott for a while

Now I see he is on DL.

Silly me.

I assumed maternity leave being a birther in all.

Was WAY off!

Luke Scott

Born on today's date, Luke Scott.

"Obama's birth certificate has yet to be evaluated. If they can counterfeit $100 bills, I think it's a million times easier to counterfeit a birth certificate, if you ask me. So, all it is, let's just see if it's real. Anybody can produce a document."

So Luke Scott has a torn labrum* in the right shoulder....

....but not considering surgery right now.

I bet part of the problem is finding a REAL doctor to do it.

*Can that be caused by the backfire on a shotgun?

So I see Luke Scott won't quit about his previous Obama "birther" statements

"I felt tremendous about what I said and I was proud of it."

Of course, this brings us to another point.

Has ANYBODY seen Luke Scott's MLB contract?

I mean can he legally play left field for the Orioles?

An no, I don't mean one released by the Orioles! That would be simply a contract to play baseball with a major league team not a MAJOR LEAGUE CONTRACT!

Come on! Let's see it!

I think all games in which Mr. Scott appears should be played under protest until this is cleared up.

So apparently Luke Scott owns 114 guns and keeps some of them in his kitchen cabinets?!

Good thing because I bet Mike Leake would practically "kill" for that t shirt.

Mark Buehrle

Chad Garrison of the (St. Louis) Riverfront Times reports that rescue workers in nearby Alton found a dog wandering with an arrow protruding from both it's sides and rushed the animal to a local veterinarian. The owners of the dog were located but unfortunately they did not have the estimated $2400 in veterinary bills that surgery would require.

Apparently Mark Buehrle who grew up near Alton heard of the situation and agreed to pay all of the vet bills to see the dog through recovery. Buehrle is reportedly a big dog lover having donated to local animal shelters!

Hooray Mark Buehrle!

That said, I think if Luke Scott was the shooter, then HE should pay the bills.

But that's just me.

I support Luke Scott's right to free speech but....

....there is NO WAY I can defend his right to wear that shirt.*

The dead deer look better.

*Image courtesy of David Brown at Yahoo/Big League Stew.

Luke Scott doesn't believe Obama* was born in this country and so is not the legitimate President

Likes Ted Nugent too. (He really said it!)

Here is my response.

I don't take political advice from career .268 hitters.

I like Slayer.

Swatted that down!

*Probably also calls him by his middle name, Hussein.