So apparently Luke Scott owns 114 guns and keeps some of them in his kitchen cabinets?!

Good thing because I bet Mike Leake would practically "kill" for that t shirt.

Mike Leake arrested for allegedly stealing six shirts from a Cincinnati store

Total value of shirts: $60
Leake's 2011 salary: $425,000

Probably will pass on contributing to the Mike Leake Defense Fund.

But that's just me.

Mike Leake bypasses minors entirely and throws 107 pitches in his first major league start

Dusty tells him, "Don't worry, I managed Mark Prior, Kerry Wood and Jason Schmidt too. By the way, the ice bath is over there. It's even got a built-in arm rest. They built it just for us. Wait until Arroyo is done though."