So it appears that Delmon Young attacked and yelled anti-semitic slurs at a group of people....

....including a panhandler wearing a yarmulke and Jewish star?

SO not kosher!

I don't think the comparisons to Mel Gibson work here

Mel had many more summer hits.

Apparently witnesses report Delmon swinging wildly but making little contact!

Why didn't Delmon yell to the cops....

...."DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Surely it would have worked.

Must have been totally blotto to leave that card in his pocket.

Mike Leake arrested for allegedly stealing six shirts from a Cincinnati store

Total value of shirts: $60
Leake's 2011 salary: $425,000

Probably will pass on contributing to the Mike Leake Defense Fund.

But that's just me.

Arrested for threats?

Just because he threatened to play a full season for the Mariners next year?!

Not a crime!

INNOCENT!

Gerald Laird

Born on today's date, Gerald Laird.

"I don't know. I didn't try to hurt anyone or strike anyone. The next thing I knew, I was in handcuffs."

After an ALLEGED 2009 drunken brawl at an NBA game which ALLEGEDLY started when Laird's 70 year old grandfather ALLEGEDLY touched the wife of a Celtics player inappropriately.

Hmmm.

Gerald, why not leave freaky grandpa at home next time?

K-Rod arrested for assaulting father-in-law at Citi Field!

Man, those fathers-in-law!

They don't seem to realize that when you transfer title....

(K-Rod should lose that lipstick. I am NOT getting that.)