"Nap Gate"

Griffey now says he was available to pinch-hit during his alleged "nap time" the other day and that "some" of the things being said about the incident are not accurate.

I guess it wasn't a Michael Jackson propofol-type "sleep" or anything.

It was just a regular old snooze. He was in uniform. He just needed to be woken up.

What do you think clubhouse attendants are for?

Stop hatin'!

Sweeney is still on the loose, you know.

Because we like to give advice here

Ken Griffey Jr. sleeps through a pinch-hitting opportunity in the clubhouse?

Keith Hernandez falls asleep during a Mets broadcast?

Tiger Woods found sleeping on the side of the road after an auto accident?

Hey Ken and Keith! Half of life is just "showing up" you know!

As to Tiger, man I don't know.