How do you congratulate a hated rival? Like a HATED rival.
A rival who's fans come to our arena in mass and tear down posters of our players; some of which were drawn by children.
A rival who's fans come to our arena in mass (were the bars closed that night in Windsor?) with their vulgar chants; most of which are pretty old as I have heard these from them many times before. (At least be creative)
A rival who's fans probably set a record for alcohol consumption at our rink during the playoffs this year. (Oh well, at least our club made money off of them)
Hmmmm.
Let me think.
Well, here goes: "Congratulations to the Windsor Spitfires for winning the 2009 Memorial Cup." (There, I said it)
By the way, don't think that we were rooting for you in the Memorial Cup just because you were representing the Ontario Hockey League in the tournament. We weren't. Just the opposite. (Ok, not nice, I know)
If you are so good, hmmm..........well........hmmm......well come play the Red Wings. Yea, that's it; come play the Red Wings. See how you do.
Signed,
A Plymouth Whalers fan
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4 comments:
All hockey championships belong in Canada, eh?
It's a rule, look it up.
Now we have to start enforcing that in the NHL.
We need a cunning plan....
We need the Phoenix Coyotes in southern Ontario. I would go.
We have to drink alot of your beer because it is not very good beer to us. Thanks for leaving so many seats available for the Spitfire fans.
Next year.
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