Double ejection! But only one leaves.

That's how you do it. If the umpire throws you out, just throw HIM out right back!

The only problem is that the umpire will get to finish the game but at least you "threw him out".

Also consider this quote from noted bad boy, Milton Bradley. "That was pretty impressive. That was on a Bradley level."

That is a mighty fine meltdown when even Milton Bradley is calling you out.