Thursday, August 13, 2009

Give him the Bartman treatment, Chicago!



Yep, the low form of life with the sunglasses and stylish white shirt who (ALLEGEDLY) threw the beer. His face has now been seen enough so that it will come out soon just who he is and he can look forward to news crews camped out on the front lawn of his mother's house where he lives, demands for interviews, phone calls to his employer, mothers pushing their kids away from him etc. All that stuff will soon be his reality. He can also exchange that Cubs hat for a paper bag because he is going to need it.

Oh, and memo to "double pointer" guy. Don't taunt the player/victim who got hit with the beer when Security comes around. First, it is unseemly. Second, Security is going to think that you threw the beer and throw you out. It's just common sense. You missed almost half the game and it is your own fault. I don't feel sorry for you at all. But don't feel too bad. The other guy; he's Bartman now.

2 comments:

the drizz said...

i love getting drunk at games. period. so i love cubs games. all my buddys live out there, and i've been to several, and thats what happens when you get up at 8am, get to the bar at 9am and have to get in line for the bleechers at 10am for a 1:30 game! until they do something about alcohol consumption at sports events this won't be the last time something like this happens... which is a disgrace to people like me who can get crunk and not throw shit at people.

Contrary Guy said...

Drizz,

Have you been hitting the tap already this morning at some of those east side bars? Don't
get too "crunk" too early as the Tigers play tonight, ok?

Kevin