Per Jane Wells at CNBC, "financial advisor" and recent bankruptcy filer, Lenny Dykstra is now living out of his car.
"I don't mean to be crude," he says, "but where do they expect me to (go to the bathroom)?". He said that he is living out of his car though one night he was able to stay in the lobby of a Westwood hotel. (Don't they have security there?)
Lenny, do not relieve yourself in the gas tank. You will water down the fuel. That's not the right kind of recycling.
Park near a McDonald's or something. Drive off when you see the meter maid coming.
Knowing Dykstra, it probably is not even his car.
Look for him on the autograph circuit, real, real soon. This weekend if he can swing it.
2 comments:
ummm...wow.
If he can do odd jobs around my house, Nails can stay in my basement.
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