David Wells

Born today, David Wells.

In 1998, Wells pitched a perfect game against the Twins. In his autobiography, Wells said he was "hung over" while pitching that game. Frankly, it is my understanding that Wells pitched many games "hung over" so I don't know that this is very noteworthy.

His autobiography also says that he strengthened his pitching arm as a kid by throwing rocks at homeless people.

(stunned silence)

What the?!

As much as it pains me to say so, maybe A-Rod is not so bad of a guy after all.

Lenny Dykstra's new home has a license plate on the back

Per Jane Wells at CNBC, "financial advisor" and recent bankruptcy filer, Lenny Dykstra is now living out of his car.

"I don't mean to be crude," he says, "but where do they expect me to (go to the bathroom)?". He said that he is living out of his car though one night he was able to stay in the lobby of a Westwood hotel. (Don't they have security there?)

Lenny, do not relieve yourself in the gas tank. You will water down the fuel. That's not the right kind of recycling.

Park near a McDonald's or something. Drive off when you see the meter maid coming.

Knowing Dykstra, it probably is not even his car.

Look for him on the autograph circuit, real, real soon. This weekend if he can swing it.