Friday, January 29, 2010

Just askin'


Was Nick Markakis (yea, far right) born on the side of a mountain?

Does he prefer an outhouse to a lavatory?

Does he only eat what he kills?

Are there any Baltimore area stylists willing to donate their time to this cause?

4 comments:

Orioles Magic said...

Haha, that's awesome. He looked pretty ridiculous at FanFest.

Contrary Guy said...

I hear you.

Obviously, I am having fun with him. He can look however he wants in my world.

Mark Aubrey said...

Leave him alone. He's a role model for the kids. Do you really want you kids to go around all dressed up wearing a pink tie? Or a scarf indoors?

And whats with the red hemoglobin / DNA balloon science project behind him?

Contrary Guy said...

There definitely were four different fashion themes going on from left to right there:

1. Frumpy casual. Unfortunately this is kind of what my office looks like on Fridays.

2. Dressy (but a little metrosexual) casual. You are right though in that he runs the risk of getting overheated with a fashion accessory which really has no function.

3. Power ("you will respect me") Suit. I do agree with you on the tie. That color does not work here in the midwest. For what it is worth, if that is Adam Jones, I like his game and would put up with the tie if I was the Orioles and he only wore it once in a while.

4. "I would rather be killing animals" ensemble.

I also agree that the double helix thing seems out of place but maybe a science fair was moving in the next day or something.