Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Seen this one before


Having perused the box scores and photos of every Blue Jay game this year (actually every major league game but don't tell anybody), I can tell you that those seats there in the Sky Dome are never "sat in".

An usher has not wiped off those seats since..........well probably that monster truck rally last year.

Pigeons colonize there and soon generations of them will call it home.

If there is a special fund in Toronto where the fines for ticket-scalping go, it is surely has a zero balance.

Just sayin'.

2 comments:

Royals Scorecards said...

I thought it was pretty funny last night when Mitch Maier ran into the left field wall trying to catch a foul ball and lost his glove into the seats. A fan musta come from half way across the stadium to toss it back to him cause all those seats were empty. Not a soul in sight.

Contrary Guy said...

I missed that one, unfortunately.

On the bright side, this probably means 2 for 1 deals are on the horizon in many parks.

Buy 2 cheap seats and then head on down to the first row and sit with the pigeons.