Thursday, March 17, 2011

It's the same thing every year!


You get up early, drink, argue, fight, vomit, miss the bathroom, get thrown out........and then you leave the house and things really go bad!

(Used to work in a bar. We just sprayed green food coloring in the glass and mixed it quickly with a straw. When we inevitably got super busy, the "mixing" was pretty "quick" and much of the "green" ended up on the bottom of the glass. Yumm! Thought you should know.)

4 comments:

Al Penwasser said...

You left out "Repeat."

Contrary Guy said...

Sobriety is only a concept.

Concerned American Citizen said...

Lol. Right?! But, it's almost everyone's favorite time of the year. I can't get into the green drinks though. I'll stick with the Smirnoff Ice in a bottle. :)

Contrary Guy said...

Not the whole bottle though!

(Unless it's like almost done or somethin')