Jorge Posada retires

My favorite career moment of his when he he put that blow-up inflatable "Madonna" doll in A-Rod's locker and burst it with a pin just as A-Rod was walking in.

And then there was that time he got that Cameron Diaz pinata and filled it with steroids and started beating the hell out of it with a bat when A-Rod was coming out of the shower.

He sure knew how to keep people loose.

You need guys like that.

A-Rod and Cameron Diaz split up?!

Oh well, they'll always have Orville Redenbacher! No one can ever take that away.

Maybe they would have lasted longer with Quisp.

Just thinking out loud here.

Alex Rodriguez tore all the tags off Cameron Diaz' mattresses!

On the heels of......?!

This stuff is just gonna snowball! I'm telling you.

I even heard there is video of him out there at that New Kids on the Block reunion show!

Well I know his "man card" was revoked several years ago....

....so I don't think we really have any recourse here.