Billy Beane

Born on today's date, Billy Beane.

"This is the reason Madonna and I have never dated." - explaining that they are distant cousins

Another reason baseball is better!

Jorge Posada retires

My favorite career moment of his when he he put that blow-up inflatable "Madonna" doll in A-Rod's locker and burst it with a pin just as A-Rod was walking in.

And then there was that time he got that Cameron Diaz pinata and filled it with steroids and started beating the hell out of it with a bat when A-Rod was coming out of the shower.

He sure knew how to keep people loose.

You need guys like that.

That explains it

89 games in Anaheim for Alex Rodriguez - 37 home runs.

He must like playing in front of starlets and pop singers or something.

Revs his engine.

Any other double entrendres that apply here?