So where does this leave ARod?

So multiple sources are reporting that A-Rod and Kate Hudson have split up.

Ok, whatever.

Well, on second thought, hold on here.

Just what does this do for A-Rod's religious affiliation(s)?

Ok, let's get this straight.

He started out Catholic out of the womb, then married into Greek Orthodox, found Jewish Kabbalah while hooking up with Madonna and then was flirting with Buddhism due to Kate Hudson's brainwashing.....err influence. I think that is right.

Well what is he now?

Tell you what. If you hear a knock at the door and you look out and see a guy with black slacks and a white shirt with a very attractive lady holding Jehovah Witness literature, don't answer the door if you don't want to debate religion with A-Rod.

Oh, and have the common courtesy to immediately call your neighbors and warn them. They will appreciate it.

I know I would.

Goldie likes him?!

The New York Daily News reports that Kate Hudson's romance with Alex Rodriguez definitely has the seal of approval from Kate's mother, Goldie Hawn.

"Goldie more than approves of Alex," a source said.

Goldie Hawn likes Alex Rodriguez with his quite considerable personal baggage and thinks he is right for her daughter?!

As unbelievable as it may seem, I have to assume the above statement attributed to the "source" is true because otherwise it seems like an extremely slanderous statement and who wants to be sued by Goldie Hawn?

So Goldie likes Alex.

You know, they sure don't make mothers like they used to.

Is A-Rod going Buddhist?

Amanda Sidman of the New York Daily News reports that Alex Rodriguez has been flirting with Buddhism, thanks to girlfriend, Kate Hudson.

Boy, he sure is quite malleable though a more cynical person might label it opportunistic.

Let's see if I have this straight. He started out Catholic, then married into Greek Orthodox, finds Jewish Kabbalah while hooking up with Madonna and is now flirting with Buddhism due to Kate Hudson's brainwashing....err influence.

One thing you gotta admit is that the guy sure does have an open mind.

Do you know how Tiger Woods sometimes refers to himself as a "Cablinasian" as a way of acknowledging all of his different ethnicities?

With that in mind, from now on, I think I will refer to A-Rod as a "buddicathokabborthowiccan".*

*I threw Wiccan in there because I bet that will be his next stop. I don't think he has met Stevie Nicks yet.

That explains it

89 games in Anaheim for Alex Rodriguez - 37 home runs.

He must like playing in front of starlets and pop singers or something.

Revs his engine.

Any other double entrendres that apply here?