Hunter Pence

Showing off the "classic" home run swing.

Hunter Pence

Born on today's date, Hunter Pence.

With the sized of that asparagus, you can tell the dude can "rake". 

Celebratory jump fail!

Never do stuff halfway!

Hunter Pence

Born on this date, Hunter Pence.

"Hunter is the hitter to watch. There's always a chance he could molt and shed his exoskeleton, and you don't want to miss that." - Giant blog, McCovey Chronicles

You know those creepy guys that live alone in a cluttered apartment with the shades drawn?

 

They have this jigsaw puzzle only partially made on their kitchen room table.

Still debating whether this should be a 500 or 1000 piece puzzle

After you do the sides first, of course you start with the tongue.

I would give Hunter Pence SOME of the jigsaw puzzle royalties....

....but you know I thought of it so....

Look, Hunter Pence gets paid to hit!

So lay off!

But it was probably "double dribble" though.

Did you know that Hunter Pence sounds like "underpants"?

Well you would if your kids were in the room when highlights were on.

They are so intuitive!

Man!

Philly has really discombobulated Hunter Pence!

Do those donuts help anyway?

Hunter Pence got traded from the worst team in the NL to the best!

Says no-trade clauses are SO overrated!

He can't understand why anybody would ever have one!