Paper ballots?!

MLB, it's 2012!!

Next year, players are decided by facebook likes!

Any ties are decided by Angry Bird scores.

We will probably need to notify the league office by telegram though.

Oh shoot, now Phoenix opted out!

Good thing Mesa* is stepping up!

*Mighty big of them considering they get better talent in their spring training games.

The jurors wanted to vote her onto MLB All Star team....

....but the judge said that is NOT within their authority!

Apparently, they're going to appeal!

This "American justice" thing!