Paper ballots?!

MLB, it's 2012!!

Next year, players are decided by facebook likes!

Any ties are decided by Angry Bird scores.

We will probably need to notify the league office by telegram though.

There should be a "100% owned in fantasy leagues" requirement to participate in the All Star Game

Don't even give him the opportunity to "opt out"!

Let's make it happen!

Hey! Pat Burrell is 3rd in DH voting for the All Star Game!

We can do this!

Come on!

He can wear a Players Union jersey!