Tim McCarver to retire from network baseball after this season

He'll certainly be missed.

By somebody.

I'm not sure who exactly.

But he'll be missed. (Ok, no doubt speculation)

Kerry Wood retires

"This is all I ever wanted to do or be."

Casey Blake retires

"Every year I have to convince myself I'm good enough to play at this level."

Pat Burrell to sign a one day contract and retire as a Phillie

These Phillie fans presumably don't care.

Carlos just quit!

Says he's retired.

That guy that rushed by with the paperwork and pen? The Cubs GM.

Called his wife and told her not to wait up.

Carlos Delgado

"If you hit, they're going to like you. If you don't, they're not going to like you."

Manny Ramirez retires

"Manny being Manny. Man, it's great!"

I wonder if he goes in the Hall* with a Rays hat!

*Yeah, I know the Hall of Fame is very problematic for him with this drug habit of his but work with me here.

Brendan Donnelly retires

"If he wants to take care of his problem, the clubhouses are pretty close. He can just send one of the bat boys to come get me outside and then we'll take care of this as a man." - After Jose Guillen accused him of keeping pine tar in his glove.

Jim Edmonds retires

"If it doesn't seem like I'm working hard sometimes, that's someone else's problem."

Trevor Hoffman retires

"I think opposing batters walk away more often than not frustrated because of my stuff. You're not wowed by whatever I throw up there."