When Computer Boy told me the Reds and Cardinals were brawling last night, I had three thoughts before I even saw the tape

1. This is probably related to Brandon Phillips' "I hate the Cardinals" comments.

2. Tony LaRussa will play the "victim".

3. Hot-head and "mad at the world" Chris Carpenter will be prominently involved when he didn't need to be.

Too easy.

"Anger Management classes to the left! Have your ID ready!"