Chris Carpenter retires

"His attitude out there sometimes is like a phony attitude......And then he yells at people. He just stares people down and stuff. And most pitchers don't do that.......A lot of guys on our team don't like Carpenter." - Zack Greinke

Because he's tall, he overran the ball?!

McCarver should consider silence every now and then.

Ok, all the time.

When Computer Boy told me the Reds and Cardinals were brawling last night, I had three thoughts before I even saw the tape

1. This is probably related to Brandon Phillips' "I hate the Cardinals" comments.

2. Tony LaRussa will play the "victim".

3. Hot-head and "mad at the world" Chris Carpenter will be prominently involved when he didn't need to be.

Too easy.

"Anger Management classes to the left! Have your ID ready!"

It was Chris Carpenter vs Andrew Carpenter last night

"Sharing horizons that are new to us
Watching the signs along the way
Talkin' it over just the two of us
Workin' together day to day, together"

Not corny!

Don't spoil their moment!

Killjoys, all of you!