Carl Everett

Born on today's date, Carl Everett.

"Gays being gay is wrong. I don't believe in being gay."

Carl Everett

On this date in 2000, Carl Everett of the Red Sox receives a 10-game suspension for twice bumping an umpire in a game the week before.

"The ump put on an academy award performance."

"Everybody is quick to judge. I fault the media."

Carl Everett

Born on today's date, Carl Everett.

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurs Rex."

Dinosaur bones? "Made by man."

Carl Everett

On this date in 2001, Carl Everett is suspended for four games by the Red Sox for arriving late for a scheduled workout and getting sent home after getting into a shouting match with Red Sox manager, Joe Kerrigan.

"My locker is next to his and I try not to get into long conversations with him. I'll just say 'Uh, gotta go, Carl'". - Nomar Garciaparra

Carl Everett

On this date in 2000, Carl Everett receives a 10-game suspension for twice bumping an umpire in a game with the Mets the week before.

"The ump put on an academy award performance."

"Everybody is quick to judge. I fault the media."

Carl Everett

Born on today's date, Carl Everett.

"Gays being gay is wrong. I don't believe in being gay."

Carl Everett

On this date in 2000, Carl Everett signs a three-year contract with the Red Sox.

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there are dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw Tyrannosaurus Rex."

What about dinosaur bones?

"Made by man."

Carl Everett

On this date in 2001, Carl Everett is suspended for four games by the Red Sox for arriving late for a scheduled workout and getting sent home after getting into a shouting mtach with Red Sox manager, Joe Kerrigan.

"Not a star." - on Derek Jeter (2000)

"My locker is next to his and I try not to get into long conversations with him. I'll just say 'Uh, gotta go, Carl'" - Nomar Garciaparra

Carl Everett

On this date in 2000, Carl Everett receives a 10-game suspension for twice bumping an umpire in a game with the Mets the week before.

"The ump put on an academy award performance."

"Everybody is quick to judge. I fault the media."

Oh man!

Now Carl Everett says he doubts McKeon's existence!

I think he just heard the "D" word and went from there.

Carl Everett

Born on today's date, Carl Everett.

"Gays being gay is wrong. I don't believe in being gay."*

*I have used the infamous dinosaur quote before so I am giving that one a rest for now.

Carl Everett arrested in Tampa!

Charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and tampering with a witness.

In more "concrete" terms, he allegedly pointed a gun at his wife's head and then broke two cell phones when she tried to call the police.

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw Tyrannosaurus Rex."

What about the dinosaur bones?

"Made by man."

Can he plead "not guilty" by reason of insanity?

Any competent defense attorney would at least be thinking about it.

Carl Everett

On this date in 2000, the Red Sox signed Carl Everett to a three year contract.

Well it looked good at the time!

(pause)

Well, now I don't know! Wasn't he talking about dinosaurs and the faked Apollo moon landing before then?

Hey Red Sox! Ever heard of "due diligence"?

Carl Everett

Born today, Carl Everett.

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs, You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex." So says Carl.

He also says fossils of dinosaur bones are man-made fakes.

He also has questioned the validity of the Apollo Moon Landing.

Getting the picture here?

To my knowledge, nobody has yet asked him about:

*The Kennedy assassination
*Crop circles
*Those ancient cave paintings in France
*The legality of the Federal Income Tax Code
*The meaning of the opening scene of "2001, A Space Odyssey"

I think Carl may still be playing for the Newark Bears. He was last year anyway.

I bet they are pretty free with press passes over there.

Who wants to?