Jamie Moyer legged out an infield single last night?!

You know, when you spend your childhood running for your life from triceratops and stegosaurus, you get fast real quick!

Oh man!

Now Carl Everett says he doubts McKeon's existence!

I think he just heard the "D" word and went from there.

Carl Everett

Born on today's date, Carl Everett.

"Gays being gay is wrong. I don't believe in being gay."*

*I have used the infamous dinosaur quote before so I am giving that one a rest for now.

Carl Everett

Born today, Carl Everett.

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs, You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex." So says Carl.

He also says fossils of dinosaur bones are man-made fakes.

He also has questioned the validity of the Apollo Moon Landing.

Getting the picture here?

To my knowledge, nobody has yet asked him about:

*The Kennedy assassination
*Crop circles
*Those ancient cave paintings in France
*The legality of the Federal Income Tax Code
*The meaning of the opening scene of "2001, A Space Odyssey"

I think Carl may still be playing for the Newark Bears. He was last year anyway.

I bet they are pretty free with press passes over there.

Who wants to?