Jamie Moyer

 

On this date in 2010, Jamie Moyer of the Phillies at age 47 becomes the oldest pitcher in history to throw a shutout as the Phillies beat the Braves 7-0.

Did you know that when Jamie was a boy, gay marriage was legal.......by the decree of the Athenian Council of Elders?

Apparently that 111 year old fan at the Yankees game cannot prove his age

I bet Jamie Moyer could vouch for him.

You know, growing up together and all!

Jamie Moyer

On this date in 2010, at age 47, Jamie Moyer throws a two-hit shutout as the Phillies defeat the Braves 7-0. He becomes the oldest pitcher to record a shutout in major league history.

Did you know that even though he grew up in a rocky area, Jamie never collected fossils as a kid...........because they came after?

Jamie Moyer

On this date in 2012, Jamie Moyer at age 49 becomes the oldest pitcher to record a win in the Rockies 5-3 win over the Padres.

Did you know that when Jamie was a boy, gay marriage was legal...........by decree of the Athenian Council of Elders?

Jamie Moyer

On this date in 2010, Jamie Moyer serves up the 505th home run of his career which ties Robin Roberts for most home runs given up in the major leagues.

"I kind of look at my whole career as live bp."

Jamie Moyer designated for assignment by the Rockies

You know nowadays teams can communicate this information to the league offices electronically.

Back when Jamie was cut the very first time in his career?

You guessed it! Pony express.

Jamie Moyer legged out an infield single last night?!

You know, when you spend your childhood running for your life from triceratops and stegosaurus, you get fast real quick!

So his changeup is over 10 MPH faster than my heater!

Just look at all the advantages he had growing up!

Electricity! Indoor plumbing! A roof with no thatch!

Don't discount upbringing now!

Not the first game there!

We got "recreation breaks" when we built it!

You know how Yaz was so good playing the ball off the Green Monster?

You should have seen King Tutankhamun play that thing!

Adrian Beltre is literally a Texas Ranger!

I love it when the players get in character with their team's name!

Jamie Moyer gets in the act too as he's as old as a rock(ie).

He could've signed with the Cubs but he said no. (They are just young bears, you know) 

Did you know....

.....that even though he grew up in a rocky area, Jamie Moyer never collected fossils as a kid............because they came after.

Little known fact

When Jamie Moyer was just a child, gay marriage was legal....

....by the decree of the Athenian Council of Elders.

I heard that Jamie Moyer and the Rockies mascot are getting along well

Apparently Dinger reminds Jamie of that pet dinosaur he had as a child!

Bill Hogan Jr. is 100 years old and older than Fenway Park!

Jamie Moyer demands to see birth certificate!

Will not admit defeat.

So Jamie gave up his 512th home run tonight!

This ties him for 21st place with Ernie Banks and Eddie Mathews for most career home runs.

Next up for Jamie is Ted Williams, Frank Thomas and Willie McCovey at 521.

Did you know that when Jamie Moyer first started pitching in the major leagues....

....MTV still played music videos.

Most had pentagrams.

It's true.

Jamie Moyer

You know that movie "Quest for Fire"?

Jamie's parents were there.

No not as actors!

THERE!

Those cave drawings?

When Jamie's parents saw those, they said, "Maybe you should try sports or something."

"And that rookie Barry Bonds goes yard off Jamie Moyer for his 11th career home run!"

Look I don't know the exact call but...

The Rockies signed Jamie Moyer?!

This is the first time he went to the Rockies not in a covered wagon!

Jamie Moyer

Rumor has it that he still calls Germany "Prussia".

And still thinks the Iron Cross is relevant; and not just for metal bands.

Just what I heard.