Roy Oswalt

"That soft-spoken quality belies the fact that he has an edge to him. It's what we would call a backcountry edge." - Phil Garner

Twilight Zone

A.J. Burnett has more complete games and shutouts than Roy Oswalt despite 17 fewer starts.

Look, I don't make the news; I just report it!

(Could've saved it for a bar bet, but I gave it away free!)

Don't EVER pay to euthanize a cat!

Just take the tail and....

Just realized this

Cliff Lee and Roy Oswalt are in the same rotation!

Obama will be staying away from Phillies games, no doubt.

I don't think Jamie Moyer needs to rush back from surgery!

The Phillies can probably also save on middle relievers too.

Can never have too many bats on the bench, you know.

A pitcher with a jacket sliding into home?

Screw the DH!

The Tigers should petition for a move to the NL.

Don't tell me about tradition!

Their pitchers don't bat, do they?!

You can all apologize now!

They laughed when fresh out of sex rehab, I said the Nationals should trade Strasburg for Oswalt!

Laughed!

Who's laughing now?!

Hey, does anybody know when Dibble's job is going to be posted?

Did you know...

....that Roy Oswalt was born one day before Cliff Lee in 1977? Oswalt on August 29th and Lee on August 30th.

I am not even going to look up the birthdays of Doug Harvey and that other guy.

Those Lincoln/Kennedy coincidences are just a bit much for me. Who needs more of that?

Ignorance is bliss.

Some things you just don't need to know.

He said what?

So Steve Phillips said on New York's WFAN that if he were the Nationals who are nowhere near a playoff team, he would trade Stephen Strasburg for aging Roy Oswalt.

?!?!

I think Phillips needs a whole different type of therapy now that he is apparently done with the "married man likes young girls" professional treatment.

This guy used to be a GM?!