It's my understanding that Canseco cleared out of there well before all that Bowel stuff started!

Jose Canseco

Born on today's date, Jose Canseco.

5-14-09 "busting at the seams" press conference.

Jose Canseco

On this date in 1993, Carlos Martinez of the Indians hits a fly ball that caroms off the head of Texas Rangers outfielder Joes Canseco and bounces into the stands for a home run. The home run helps the Indians defeat the Rangers 7-6.

Happens to the best 'em.

And Jose too! 

Jose Canseco

On this date in 2002, after being cut by the Expos in spring training, Jose Canseco retires from baseball.

"I can DH for any major league team and lead the league in home runs." - 12-11-10

How long before Jose Canseco tweets that he can play the outfield and the Marlins should sign him?

Jose Canseco

On this date in 2002, Jose Canseco retires from major league baseball.

"I can DH for any major league team and lead the league in home runs." - 12-11-10

You know this Jose Canseco twitter stuff is gonna end up in a barricaded police standoff

Apparently Jose Canseco will not play in Mexico after all....

....because he refused to take a drug test.

It's always the ones you least suspect.

So shattered.

Jose Canseco to fight Lenny Dykstra!

Adam Everett vs David Eckstein on the undercard!

Hope the pay-per-view rates are reasonable.

Jose Canseco

On this date in 2002, Jose Canseco is released by the Expos ending his major league career.

"I can DH for any major league team and lead the league in home runs." 12-11-10

I am sure that this one will just FLY off the shelves

People just love self-pitying memoirs you know.

Hello Royals!

Melky Cabrera and Jeff Francoeur can't do it all you know!

I bet that he wouldn't tweet this stuff if he wasn't dead broke....

...and one of the richest men in the world didn't  "kinda-sorta" live  nearby.

Can anybody help?

Jose desperately needs help with a $500 problem.

They sure don't make those MLB pensions like they used to.

Remember that infected abscess removed from Rogers Clemens' ......um posterior?

Testing found Jose Canseco and Rusty Hardin's DNA in there.

Brave new world.

No thanks!

Well we have had problems with spies lately

Someone is delusional

Dude, don't even think about it!

Putting aside all the drug stuff, I can't help but notice that there is no talk about starting in the minors, learning the managing craft and working your way up like everybody else does.

Ryne Sandberg managed in Class A two years ago. Gary Carter managed in an independent league last year.

Jose Canseco starts at the top?

Why?

From what I understand, he presently plays on a co-ed softball team.

This one is a little hard to figure

I thought that documentary said that due to all the years of his steroid use, that Jose more or less had a permanent extremely low testosterone level.

She must really something then.

Give me a break!

Do you think God is a kindergarten teacher moderating and supervising the behavior of every single human being?

Stop acting like a victim?

I discipline my kids for talking like this.

(Well not really but you get the point)