I blame expansion

If there was any "push-back", I wouldn't be so suspicious!

Giants leave Melky Cabrera off their playoff roster because they won't tolerate drug use by their left fielders!

Melky Cabrera disqualified from the NL batting title

A "one-time" rule amendment by MLB and ok'd by the Union.

"HEY! WHERE'S MY ONE-TIME AMENDMENT?!" - Armando Galarraga

"Hey Felix!"

"Way to divert attention away!

I only had to deal with it for a few hours!

Got your back!"

Melky

A player needs 502 plate appearances to be eligible for the batting crown

Melky has 501 this year.

You can be darn certain that Bud pushed this thing through at the speed of light.

He wasn't taking any chances on "Tainted Melk" winning that thing.*

*Melky is presently second at .347, 15 points behind Andrew McCutchen at .362 and Bud wasn't gonna take ANY chance on Melky winning that crown via a late McCutchen slump.

Melky Cabrera suspended 50 games for PEDs!

NL forfeits World Series home field advantage to AL!

Hello Royals!

Melky Cabrera and Jeff Francoeur can't do it all you know!

The Royals signed Melky Cabrera and Jeff Francoeur!

And they have fans why?

Ever seen a guy with a number 53 make a great catch?

Funny that.

Ever seen a pitcher with a number in the 70's strike out the side?

Maybe Stephen Hawking can figure out this perplexing numerology stuff.

Me? I am just making observations.

Melky is a metal rocker!

Excellent!

We need more players to come out of the closet!